How Malaysian are you?

I am proud to be a Malaysian.

Without a doubt.

Many of us have the word "Malaysian" printed on our passports and mykad. But in reality, just how "Malaysian" are we?

I have dreamt of putting the Malaysian flags on the moon.

Have you?

Ok. Hereby let me list out some guides to show you the real face and attributes of a Malaysian:

1. When politicians say something wrong during their speech, we shout. When they keep quiet, we still shout. But when we talk about BN and PKR, we asked "Which basketball team is that?"

2. You scored straight As' in PMR, all you got is a handshake. (Did i mentioned it is if you are a chinese?)

3. You scored straight As' in SPM, all you get is offer to study fishery (Ijazah Perikanan) from local uni. (Did i mentioned it is if you are a chinese, again?)

4. You F*** UMNO, you belittled BN, and threatened to bomb the prime minister. But ask you yo join "Bersih", you say no time. Scared kena tangkap ISA.

5. During the price hike of goods, you blame the chinese. When government service too slow, you blame the malays. Got fight, you blame on drunken indian.

6. When the case of Saiful and Anwar surfaced, your mind goes : "Not another BN-directebox office films again...Boring la..."

7. Whenever there is a submarine deal, you know there will be someone who's gonna get "blown" into pieces.

8. Whenever there is a National Feedlot Center project, immediately you think about a cow staying in luxury condominiums.

9. You kena caught on traffic offense, your first sentence gonna be "Bang, boleh tolong ka?"

10. You are a loyal reader of hungyew09.blogspot.com. (Eherm).

Did you have at least 6 of the above attributes? Then yes, you are a true Malaysian.

So, just how "Malaysian" are you now?