I am 28 this year, and it has been a norm that people ask me when I want to settle down and get married. It seems like inevitable for people who are close to their 30’s to get married, and have kids.
What is marriage anyway? And most commonly, what is love?
For me it is just a simple “If Else” kind of logic.
It is actually a very simple process. Let’s try this.
(Choose either situation No.1 or No.2)
1. Fall in love at the very first sight of the person. (Go to no.3)
2. Fall in love at the first sight of the breast of the girl. (Go to no.4)
3. Started to ask her out on movie dates and dinner. (If she says yes, proceed to No.4, if no, proceed to no.6)
4. Started to ask her have drinks at your place, claiming that you are a good chef and will prepare a romantic candle light dinner. (If yes, go to no.7, if she rejects, go to no.6)
5. Routine of dinners and movies date. Get laid after n-th time of date? (Yes= Go to no.7 No=Go to No.6)
6. Try again? (Yes go to No.3, No go to No.10)
7. Get Laid. Any protection in place? (Yes = Go to no.8, No=Go to No.11)
8. Enjoy it? (Yes = No. 11, No= No.9)
9. Never see her again. (Go to No.10, you have no other choice)
10. Give up, be a bachelor again. Get a new date or consider for cosmetic surgery.
11. Married. (Live happily ever after)
Summary:
Before you get laid, when girl asked you a bombastic question like, do you like me just because of who i am or anything else. (You know what she means).
All you have to answer is: “Baby, no matter how, eventually we are gonna end up married anyway. So just shut up and work.”
No offense. This is just for laughs. (Doesn’t woman like humorous man, who can make them laugh?)
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