How to increase your bank account balance, without using real money

People used to label an engineer as "boring, no life, and someone who get orgasm while dealing with autocad" kind of person.

But we can't deny one thing, that engineers, most of them are smart.




I am an engineer myself, so i would like to put myself into the category of "smart-asses".

And i will show you why.

It is because recently i have come to figuring out on how to alter your bank account balance at will. Do not get panic and excited first, cos' i will show you the way, step by step.

Most of us would have a ATM card.




And by now, you should have an iphone with you.

First and foremost, keep this two item side by side for approximately 5 minutes while you are staring at them.


Then, start to key in the figure that you wish to have in your account bank balance.

In my case, i don't want to be too greedy, become a millionaire will do for me at this moment of time. (Note: Do not press dial or save or anything like that).

Once you are done, key in the "#" button.



Next, put your card on top of your iphone screen. The card should be aligned in such a way that the back of the card should touch the screen.

Now, wait for another five minutes.




One minute.............


Two minute.......


Three minute.......


Four minute............


Five minute........


Ok, now you should go to the nearest branch or ATM to verify the new balance of your account.

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Did i mentioned that engineer's are good in:

1. Conning people
2. Wasting people's time (In this case, i just wasted ten minutes of your time)

and most importantly, we still posses a sense of humor?

To those of your who really go as far as to check the balance of your bank account from the nearest branch, well, eherm...ok. I have no comments really.

Sorry, it was just another boring Friday night.

Last but not least.





This one you agree?