A moment of Misunderstanding..

I have a close friend who has since migrated to Australia.

He left a condominum over here in Hartamas area and has since pass the key to me in order to "take care" of his place while he is away.

On a Friday morning, me and my another mate, J, went to his condo, just to helped to get one of his broken door knob fixed. Since i have the access cards and the keys to the condo, we went straight in and up to his place without a fuss.

Not until i noticed that one of the security guard was following us.


After a brief exchange of conversation, he left without any further question.

While we were "busy at work", suddenly the door bell rang again.

This time it is not ONE. It is SIX of them!!!

For a moment, i thought they wan to show us their Jai-Ho dance moves.


To be honest, in Malaysia (I mean it) when you got surrounded by a bunch of indian men, you are either getting pissed drunk with each other, or you got killed. (Or in some cases, both)

This is how the conversation took place:

Guards: Sir, we heard that you guys have cut the lock on this unit and we need to know what you are doing.

Me: Cutting the lock? (Show him the perfect good lock) Is this what you mean? Yes i have difficulty coming in to this unit, but i certainly does not need to cut the lock and break into this place?

Guards: (Realizing his mistakes) oh , thank u sir. Forget about it. We are just doing our job.

Me: No prob at all, thank you!

They left and i thought the problem has solved. But not until i realized that i have a very "tough" guy coming with me on that day.

This is the guy, er, how you call it? No-nonsense type of macho guy. (If he is born in India, i would bet my balls on him winning the election for the presidential seat)

"Are they trying to frame us? *&Y%^%$ do they think they are?? I am gonna *&^%^ them big time!!" J telling me.

Well, being buddy for ten years also means that i immediately realized that he is not going to listen to my advice to "just let it go". The only thing i could stop him from continuing his argument with the guards on that day? Maybe just to knock him out unconsiously.

The last sentence i heard from the guards are:

"You guys should bloodily learn how to talk!"

J just smiled back at him "Yes, damn right you need to learn".

Phew...

So what do i learnt? Helping an Australian, one Malaysian chinese almost killed SIX Malaysian Indians.