Only recently i remembered that i totally forgot about the Phillipines!
i have been to Phillipines twice, once to Cebu, and once to Clark, when i am an angel of 17 yrs old and the daredevil of 29 years old respectively.
You see, many people came back from their trip and started to post those "goody-two-shoes" or "Yes-i-have-visited-the-Taipei-IOI" kind of photos.
Like my little brother here.
Now, let the master present you with the real deal.
This picture was taken at the Fontana Casino and Resort, Clark, Phillipines.
This is the place we stayed for a week.
Also a place where we basically gambled our arse off! For your record, the casino is opened 24 hours a day.
We were walking into it as late as 4am after a heavy late night booze and gambled until the wee hours in the morning.
Well it is good that my pants is still intacted after the session. I didn't lose that much as i am not the huge-big-balls-i-am-gonna-bet-my-all-Feb-of-salary kind of person.
Booze is ridiculously cheap, and i drank it like fish.
Before i realized, i turned into a fish - a dead one, with my brother happily clicking his camera away and put it in his facebook. Look like batman isn't it?
Next, a place i called the "Sin City" - Angeles. If you did not visit this area when you are in Clark, you might as well bang your head against the wall and immerse it into the toilet bowl.
Every pub and discos here is well equipped with those "mama-san", which according to our casino driver-cum tour guide, can help you bring your "dream girl" home that night from as low as 1500 Pesos (Eq to RM 140 ++) PER NIGHT!
How cool is that?
Remember, you see this real life photo from hungyew09.blogspot.com.
The purple lighting reflected on the body of the girls are those "laser guns" for the customer to choose their "dream girl" for that night.
Not to mentioned that you need to bring some locals to provide you a tour within this places. In the spam of one hour, we saw people throwing money from the 2nd floor of the discos whenever a bell in the middle of the dance floor is ringing. (It is part of the tradition, the money, which will be collected by the staffs will be given to the girls as tips) .
I think i threw a 500 pesos (Approx RM5) and my cousin was going ballistics "what the fARk are YOU Doing!!!"
As cool as i like, i replied, "throwing money lor".
At another discos, there will be bunch of girls performing the dance routine while waiting to be selected.
At least better than the welcoming dinner lo, where i have to watch a bunch of uncles and aunties from my hometown (They have a dancing class group) performing their "I am a waiter who carry your tray of drinks" kind of dance.
This kind of dance move should be banned officially by the government of the Phillipines and Malaysia! No wonder i saw my sis and my bro covering their faces in embarrasment.
To sum it up, the trip is obviously, an eye-opener for me.
Now is people asking me if Clark is happening, i just have to sum it up this way.
I WANT TO GO BACK ONCE MORE !!!
But just in case you are planning your for sightseeing and honeymoon, find somewhere else. Ok?
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