Tuesday, October 25, 2011

Hello Kitty Debit Card

To me, life is full of surprises.

Full of madness.

Also full of the un-expected.

Like when i got to know there is this one American Idol in the name of..





Well i see, you know him.



Everyone knows William Hung. (I love him, honest. And i have been putting his "yummylicious" pose in my blog for the 3rd time now).

When William starts to sing and shake his arse, i will be like "what the heeellll is he doooinnng!!" That is f**king embarrasing ok?? That's really an ultimate disgrace to the entire entertainment industry!!!



But i swear i never see this coming.

When HLB first introducing this, i called this "the ultimate kick-in-the-butthole of the entire banking industry!!!".


Hello Kitty Debit Card. LIMITED EDITION SUMMORE!! TAKE THAT!!

Well to be honest i am not really sure about terms and condition to be eligible for this debit card.

But Hello Kitty?? It is like you walking down the streets and shouting at every passer-by that "I am a gay, so what?".






Imagine this scenario:


1. You bring your date for dinner, the food is perfect and the night is romantic. At the end of the day, you pull out a HELLO KITTY debit card to pay the bills. How cool is that ruining your chance to get laid that night?


2. You won complimentary movie tickets, and have to tell you friend that you won it through the "HELLO KITTY" save and win contest! How cool is that your friends start to think that you have turned into a gay?


3. Even better, you go to Hong Leong Bank, and ask the girl behind the counter.


"May i have the application form for the savings account please?"


"Yes sir, which type of savings account you would like to apply?"


"The one, ar..with the HELLO KITTY on the card one lo.."


Now, that is mutha furking cool!


I have had the CEO of KWSP written a compliment email to me on the blog of the KWSP before.


Now, maybe the CEO of Hong Leong Bank?


Hello?? Somebody please??


Mum, can i apply for the card too....please?





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