Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Thanks for the memories...

In another 1 Hour and 15 minutes, it is going to be Sept the 1st.. How times has flies.

A year has since gone.

On this day, last year, i remembered before you left to Vietnam, you hugged me, and told me "whatever happens, please wait for me to come home". I nodded. Yes, i did wait.

We have been waiting ever since. You told me you have moved on, and how glad i was for knowing that finally, you are with someone who will make you a happier person than you are with me.

Like ghost get released during hungry ghost festival.

Memories after memories crept back into life on the 1st Sept.

How i broke down on the day we parted with a hug and smile, then telling each other "we still can remain as close friends right?"

How we tell each other that, "let time decide what will happen in the future. We should have some times just for our ownself now".

How i still could visited you and your mum with your favourite durians, chit chatted like nothing ever happened between us.

How time has flies.

If this is legal, i want to thank you for the time you have spent for the past 5 yrs with me.

It ended with a heartache, but most of the time, i enjoyed it.

Happy annivesary.

Monday, August 23, 2010

Invisible Man

People who read my blog tend to ask me, why the invisible man photo on this blog?

It was captured back when i was in University's time, the song "Invisible Man" by a 98 Degrees.

Enjoy the video.

Sunday, August 22, 2010

What a day..

Before i realized, it is time to be away from home again for the third time this month.



Recently just received my Enrich Loyalty card that i have took up recently. I did not apply for it before as most of the time, Air Asia is offering a better rate.

But since it was fully paid by the company, who cares?



Before boarding, managed to get a cup of latte first at the lobby while waiting.

As of today, few things happened that actually caught my attention.

1. On the way to KLIA, i noticed the taxi driver is celebrating his birthday today. (23rd Aug)

2. I got "escorted" and "guided" all the way from the boarding notification board all the way up to the check in counter. (Note: They even provided me with a short cut out of courtesy, maybe not alot of passenger around at this time.)

3. I mistakenly offered a pair of muslims couple near my seat for a drink which they politely declined. (I forgot it is fasting month)

4. The hotel receptionist, again, looked at me and gestured something like "Hey, you are back!"

5. The Star newspaper horoscope mentioning that i will be rushing for projects purpose for today. How true it was!

And the biggest embarrasment of the day:

5. Right after checked in, i pulled the wrong bag, a bag belonged to another guy only to realized my blunder just before i am entering the lift!!

What a day!

God must be boring and trying to have some "fun" with me.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Driving style and Nationality

I read an article recently on web, on how to identify the nationality of a person by the way he/she is driving.

One hand on wheel, one hand on horn

- Chicago

One hand on wheel, one finger out window

-New York

One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator

-California.

With gun in lap

-Los Angeles

Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror

-Ohio, but driving in California

Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat

-Italy

As for Malaysian, i couldn't find it in the list.

So i might as well add one for submission:

Malaysian Driving's style = "Pick and Flick"

means pick the nose, and flick-it-away while driving.

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Is it something against the rules of traffic?


Monday, August 16, 2010

Man and Woman are different...

It is a simple logic.

God created woman to be loved, and not to be understood by us as the man.
(You will never get to understand a woman any better than you are already with the Einstein’s theory of relativity)

Vice Versa, Man is created by god to be understood by you ladies, not to be loved. (OMG)
(As man usually demand understanding more than love, surprisingly, but yeah).

Yes it is true.

Because he simply preferred to be allowed to have a few beers while watching football with his friend rather than you patting him on the head like a puppy watching Oprah Winfrey show on telly. (We have ego as a man).

He simply preferred that you sit beside him, lending your ears rather than every time saying “I love you” without even thought of it for a second.

And for girls, (I mean some), just a simple and thoughtful action, you will be surprise how much they appreciate your effort.

Like a little note in the morning left on the bedside before you go to work.

A piece of her favourite cake delivered to her office for her tea-break.

Maybe a call out of nothing just to tell you how much you missed her.

Shit, my post is becoming more and more “relationship-oriented” nowadays.

Don’t worry. I am not losing my idea of writing just yet.

For my next post, I think I am going to write a post on

“How to create a bomb in your home”?

Or even..

an autobiography entitled “My name is Osama”?

Friday, August 13, 2010

I need an insurance...

David Beckham insured his leg for USD 70 Million.

Anyone can even buy insurance when you are betting in Genting's casino.


So i think i would like to buy insurance for one part of my body also.
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Armpit hair...
So, Mr. AIG, ING, Great Eastern, anyone wana offer me armpit hair insurance coverage with zero-premium?
So next time, when i have a zero account balance, i could just shave my armpit hair and file for claims.
I can do free advertising for you too!
I bet even Bill gates has never, ever in his wildest imagination would have thought of that.


Vows...

"I, Wong Hung Yew, take you, ____, to be my wife. I promise to be true to you in good times and in bad, in sickness and in health. I will love you and honor you all the days of my life. I, Wong Hung Yew, take you, ____, for my lawful wife, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death do us part."

Sounds familiar isn’t it?


But have you ever realize that, in that vows, the word “love” only came up once? While words as “worse”, “poor”, “sick” appearing more frequently?

I seriously believe a happily marriage couple is not made up of marrying with the person you can live with, but rather with a person you cannot live without.
In a marriage life, be it rain or storm, a couple shall hold their hands and walk through it together.

Nowadays we have seen so many broken marriages, why is this happening? Betrayal of trust? Boredom? Financial issue?

I have seen so many of my friends starting off their journey towards married life. But one question keeps haunting me till this very day. Have they really prepared for it? It is because it is becoming like a natural process, when you hit your 30’s, you are obliged to do that. For me timeline is not the thing that I am looking at. It is the preparation.

Preparing to love someone unconditionally no matter what happen.

Preparing not to take a second glance at any given time & place, when a cute chicks passing by.

Preparing to acknowledge that my wife is the “hottest” & “sexiest” babe alive on earth.

Preparing to prevent her from worrying about financial issues in our marriage life.

Preparing to give up weekends on boozes and boobs, happy hours, just to get home in time.

So, who will be the one going to fill in the blank on the marriage vow as above?

I will tell you when i have the "final answer".

To all the married couple friends of mine, please remember to tell your wife/husband how much you love him/her everyday.

To those unmarried couple, you still have time to go through the "training phases". As when the vows has been made, you should know that you have bloody well prepared for it.

Monday, August 9, 2010

Just a thought...

From time to time, my mind tends to wander back into the past.
It is not to say that I did not move on, but it is more like trying to figure out what went wrong in the past, so that you won’t repeat the same mistake again.

Especially in a relationship.

The question of why something did not work out as the way we have wished. Where did it go wrong?
All of us did mistakes once in a while. As simple as missing out a signboard on road which ended up losing your way, or even choosing which guy you would want to get married with.

Something happened a few days ago actually make me understand one thing about myself.
I am too much a COMPLICATED /self-centered guy at times.
A bit too complicated for a girlfriend to handle, but extremely simple towards my own self.

I am more like “doing-it-when-i-feel-like-doing-it-without-the-need-to-ask-your-permission” kind of person.

Take an example.

It is like I can’t plan a trip to Thailand for next year June, but I might ended up flying to London next week.
I can’t even decide my underwear colour for tomorrow for heaven’s sake.

Usually when a relationship is ruined, people love to use the word “We are not compatible for each other”.
For me, it is because I am too self-centered. Yes, I would admit it without a doubt. On the reason why I have this kind of gene in my systems, you have to ask god about that.

And believe me, this kind of attitude is only applicable for those who are single & unattached.
Because the truth is, it hurts people who love you at times.

You agree?

Thursday, August 5, 2010

Finally

After n-th cup of coffee, and repetitive musics, finally i am done with the work.

The clock showing 5.30am already.

Good morning world, again.:)Time to pack up and return to KL.

Two..is better than one...

Remember this song? It's dedicated to you.

Happy 9th-Month anniversary


I remember what you wore on the first day
You came into my life and I thought hey
You know this could be something

'Cause everything you do and words you say
You know that it all takes my breath away
And now I'm left with nothing

So maybe it's true
That I can't live without you
And maybe two is better than one

But there's so much time
To figure out the rest of my life
And you've already got me coming undone
And I'm thinking two is better than one

I remember every look upon your face
The way you roll your eyes the way you say
You make it hard for breathing

'Cause when I close my eyes and drift away
I think of you and everything's okay
I'm finally now believing

That maybe it's true
That I can't live without you
And maybe two is better than one

But there's so much time
To figure out the rest of my life
And you've already got me coming undone
And I'm thinking two is better than one

I remember what you wore on the first day
You came into my life and I thought hey

Maybe it's true
That I can't live without you
And maybe two is better than one

There's so much time
To figure out the rest of my life
And you've already got me coming undone

And I'm thinking ooh
I can't live without you
'Cause baby two
Is better than one

There's so much time
To figure out the rest of my life
But I figured out with all that's said and done
Two is better than one
Two is better than one

Just complaining...

It is 2.36am now, and i am still working.

I felt like i am a slave in the making. Some uncle told me this morning, saying engineers are living a very comfortable life and making lots of money without even need to drop a sweat.

I am different.

Luckily i still have musics to accompany me throughout the night.

Good morning world.

Happy 9th Month Anniversary

Well, as a matter of fact, i am in a relationship now.
She knew for the fact that i am keen in blogging during those free times. For me, i knew i have a bad grammar. But there're always rooms for improvement. Blogging is one of the way.

It is sort of like my own autobiography.

Somehow or rather, at times, she did asked me why i did not write about her in here.

So my dear, i dedicate this post specially to you. As out 9th-months anniversary present.

We met through a friends during a birthday party in a club. While people tends to use stupid one chat-up liner like:

1. Is there an airport nearby or is that just my heart taking off?

2. Your eyes are blue, like the ocean. And baby, I'm lost at sea.

3. You must be from Pearl Harbor, because baby, you're the bomb.

Of course i am not stupid enough to get myself killed using those.

I am more creative.

Who say namecards are useless?

As i don't want to be like one of those Tom, Dicky and Harry in the club asking a girl's number and key-ing them into mobile.

I did not have her number anyway at the end of the day. It is more or less like, "If she fancy for a drink, she will contact me then" kind of beliefs.

And guess what (yeah girl, i know you don't like this, but i am still gonna put this part in).

I got an sms from her couple of days later!

And then the story begin. And i would not give the details here as there will be no end.

Somehow i am glad to found someone who has been always understanding and caring. Deep inside, i always think that she has been fabolous all this while.

Like a hotel housekeeper, she refill your shampoo before it dried up.

Like a chef, tell her what you want to eat, and daa...it is there.

Like a bestfriend, who can just share and chat about everything.

Like a mum, she washed your clothes and dry for you.

Last but not least, welcome to my world, and i knew i have been a really complicated guy for you to understand me at times.

I love you.

And i love your picture.


(Told you if i am gonna write a post in here, it is gonna be a funny and embarassing one)

I think i am gonna get into a lot of trouble when i am home. :P




Going Home...

It has been a really tiring weeks for me. Endless meetings and entertainment summed up my whole week. How times has flies.
Everytime i got back to hotel my mind goes "Thank god, i can have a really good shower and rest now".

Now i reckon i knew the reason why i just couldn't be like others who go places like overseas and making big bucks in the Oil & Gas industries.

When you work in those kind of environment, you just can't get to rest properly, you lose contacts with the outside world, you feel tired, nausea, and with all this kind of symptoms, i will have a bad headache.

I just happened to be woken up from my nap from 5pm-11pm.

It has been a while that i got a really good nap session.

Outside is raining now, and looking out from the hotel window, i can feel as if the whole world are sleeping now.

I want to go home. And tommorrow is the day.

I found myself humming to the tunes of "wanna go home" by Micahel Buble..

"Another sunny day,
Has come and gone away,
In Paris and Rome,I want to go home,Mmmmmm
Maybe surrounded by,A million people I,Still feel all alone,
I just want to go home,Oh I miss you, You know"

Guys, see you when i am home.:)

Wednesday, August 4, 2010

New World Suites

Hotels have been very much like a 2nd home to me. Not to mention the frequency of the travelling, but because it also provide a "welcome home" type of feelings when u stepped in.

(Of course if you are talking about those budget hotel, it would be different after all).

The company i am with pay for it, so why not? After all, i believe with a better resting environment, your employee can produce even better work performances.

When i was back in east Malaysia, Bintulu to be exact, there will always be only one choice.


The New World Suites.

Let's have a peep around:





View from the 10th floor...


The interior...

You can even request for the type of pillows you wanted for the night

Maybe i should just press "5" and then goes "Hi baby.... may i have another extra pillow for tonight?It would be better if it is a feather pillow, as you know, i am a lonely guy tonight.... bye.."

If an Auntie come deliver your pillow, sorry, too bad lah!

Even a welcoming fruits and cookies upon arrival. I finished up the grapes in no time!


A very executive-feel working table. Suddenly i feel so "pia" to finish my work that night.

Even showering and poo-ing also suddenly become so enjoyable...



Nice right?
With a price of RM 290++ per night, i think it worth every penny!

(Note: Because somebody else is paying for it anyway!)

Monday, August 2, 2010

A note of compliment...i guess?

Recently got a message from a special reader..

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M Y says: hahaha anyway i just remember something

el.nino says: erm?

M Y says: something to tell you before you fly~

el.nino says: ok?

M Y says: there was this one time i read your blog

el.nino says: ok...

M Y says: i think i was very upset that day

el.nino says: well

M Y says: but the blog entry

el.nino says: which one?

M Y says: somehow brighten up my day! and i laugh like hell and almost text you

el.nino says: which one?? tell me?

M Y says: let me search for it

el.nino says: then u will be surprised lol

M Y says: june 22 the worldcup fever

el.nino says: wait let me c hahahahahahah ohhhh okokok thank god u love it

M Y says: haha

el.nino says: i just posted a new one go n c

M Y says: hahahaha omg again????!!! ur photoshop really sucks

el.nino says: improved d la lol nice? hahahahahaha

M Y says: hahahahaha! well thanks for the joke of the day

el.nino says: bet this is better than the last one lol

M Y says: hahaha i think the impact i had from the last one is much better hahaha i think i laugh till i cried

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I guess this is the best compliment that i have ever heard from anyone about my postings.

Something which is much better than when the CEO of KWSP dropped me an email regarding my blog!

Hopefully in the future, i can make more people "laugh till they cried".

Note: Hopefully.
Some people may ask you.

What is bravery?


What on earth means by "balls"?

For me, none of the above are qualified yet as "bravery".

Not even "balls".


For me, this is called "balls".


For fooling around with something with so much value of history.


A painting by Leonardo di ser Piero da vinci during those Renaissance days.

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Brother Leo, don't be upset. It is just a joke.

Rest in peace man. I love your painting. Honest!!!!


What is happening?

I am glad for emergence of Facebook.

I am happy for the creation of emails.

I felt internet messaging is the best thing ever created on earth.

I am thankful for the man who have created the inter-networking.

But i am pissed when i couldn't access my hotmail for some unknown reasons!!

Why those "Done, but error on page" prompt just wouldn't go away??

Does it means "It's is fine, but not ok.."

Since when hotmail hosting its server from India???

Leaving on a jet plane...

It is time to fly off again for job-related trip.
This months seems to be a “flying” month for me, as another trip may be planned out at the end of the month.
This post is not so much related to the travelling, but rather a song.
Remind me of a song by John Denver.

“All my bags are packed I'm ready to goI'm standing here outside your doorI hate to wake you up to say goodbye.But the dawn is breaking it's early morning

The taxi is waiting, he is blowing his hornAlready I'm so lonesome,
I could cry

So kiss me and smile for meTell me that you wait for me..Hold me like you never let me go

I'm leaving on a jetplane,I don't know when I'll be back againOh babe I hate to go….”

Sigh...

What a sentimental b*stard.