Wednesday, August 10, 2011

I replied an email from Germany, in German language

Yesterday i received an email Germany, which sound like this:



"wenn Sie von Herrn Lang den Typ Ventil und Regler bekommen können, kann ich Ihnen die CE-Certificates runterladen. Villeicht geht es so am schnellsten.
Gruss"


My face turned into something like this:



Within 2 minutes, i replied:
"Sehr geehrter Herr, Danke. Allerdings habe ich es geschafft, die Zertifikate von Dung-Website herunterladen an diesem Morgen. Nochmals vielen Dank. Mit freundlichen"


Not that i understand what are they saying.


How i do it? Secret.


It reminds me during secondary school, my girlfriend used to send me a letter with lots of symbols and sign, expecting me to know what she is writing.


(The main purpose is, whoever got caught with a love letter in school, they will get fired, or even worst, risk the possibility of the teacher will read out the love letter in front of the whole crowd of student during assembly time).


But then again, only she would know as she has the key, the decipher, to the abovementioned symbols and sign.


Just because for the fact that i am just "a little more smarter" than others, i use the "substitution" method (in the terminology of computing hacker's world), i managed to turn the one page letter into a "readable" love letter.



Without any "deciphers".


All based on my instinct.


Believe it or not, i am that smart.


Yeah, real smart.



Use lah Google Translate, bodoh!

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