How to improve Malaysian football

For those who follows the news of Malaysian football, the victory in the 2009 SEA games, it will definitely remained as one of the sweetest memories to cherished for the rest of their life.

In fact, recently there were many so-called big time politician airing their views on how to improve Malaysian football to bring it back to those glory days.

Here are some of my proposals on how to improve Malaysian football.

Employ Samy Vellu as the Malaysian team spoke person:

"Pos Laju manyak efficient, besok hantar hali ini boleh sampai". Maybe some day you would heard him say: "Tak perlu score, bolos pun tak ape, sure boleh menang punya". Good confidence.

Namewee as the football manager.:

Result oriented. 3 times of blackout in Muar in one year, he scr*w TNB upside down. Now, Muar still got back out mer?Good leadership. Unpredictable kind of manager. Told the whole Malaysia the "negarakuku" was dedicated in the name of love for his country.

KDSB as the sponsor for Malaysian football team:

Always capable to inflate the budget as much as they can. Remember the PKFZ news?Players will be more than happy getting more budget for the travelling expenses and allowances compared to what they are asking for. This is good in order to induce team spirit among the Malaysian footballers.

ACA as the Inquiry team:

Everytime when the football team is not performing, just drag those players into their office and throw them out from the window. Only then the players would fight for their life isnt it?

Lingam as the psychologist:

To instill self confidence in players. Everytime the players think if they're wrong, he will be there saying "correct, correct, correct". It is a good self-motivational tool isn't it?

Fitness Training:

Just hold those fitness training at the rubbish dump site. In this way, the players need to hold their breath more than usual. Sure become veryfit one, right?

Somebody please help to send these proposal to the FAM for me!!

Sure win the world cup!