Tuesday, August 31, 2010

Thanks for the memories...

In another 1 Hour and 15 minutes, it is going to be Sept the 1st.. How times has flies.

A year has since gone.

On this day, last year, i remembered before you left to Vietnam, you hugged me, and told me "whatever happens, please wait for me to come home". I nodded. Yes, i did wait.

We have been waiting ever since. You told me you have moved on, and how glad i was for knowing that finally, you are with someone who will make you a happier person than you are with me.

Like ghost get released during hungry ghost festival.

Memories after memories crept back into life on the 1st Sept.

How i broke down on the day we parted with a hug and smile, then telling each other "we still can remain as close friends right?"

How we tell each other that, "let time decide what will happen in the future. We should have some times just for our ownself now".

How i still could visited you and your mum with your favourite durians, chit chatted like nothing ever happened between us.

How time has flies.

If this is legal, i want to thank you for the time you have spent for the past 5 yrs with me.

It ended with a heartache, but most of the time, i enjoyed it.

Happy annivesary.

Monday, August 23, 2010

Invisible Man

People who read my blog tend to ask me, why the invisible man photo on this blog?

It was captured back when i was in University's time, the song "Invisible Man" by a 98 Degrees.

Enjoy the video.

Sunday, August 22, 2010

What a day..

Before i realized, it is time to be away from home again for the third time this month.



Recently just received my Enrich Loyalty card that i have took up recently. I did not apply for it before as most of the time, Air Asia is offering a better rate.

But since it was fully paid by the company, who cares?



Before boarding, managed to get a cup of latte first at the lobby while waiting.

As of today, few things happened that actually caught my attention.

1. On the way to KLIA, i noticed the taxi driver is celebrating his birthday today. (23rd Aug)

2. I got "escorted" and "guided" all the way from the boarding notification board all the way up to the check in counter. (Note: They even provided me with a short cut out of courtesy, maybe not alot of passenger around at this time.)

3. I mistakenly offered a pair of muslims couple near my seat for a drink which they politely declined. (I forgot it is fasting month)

4. The hotel receptionist, again, looked at me and gestured something like "Hey, you are back!"

5. The Star newspaper horoscope mentioning that i will be rushing for projects purpose for today. How true it was!

And the biggest embarrasment of the day:

5. Right after checked in, i pulled the wrong bag, a bag belonged to another guy only to realized my blunder just before i am entering the lift!!

What a day!

God must be boring and trying to have some "fun" with me.

Wednesday, August 18, 2010

Driving style and Nationality

I read an article recently on web, on how to identify the nationality of a person by the way he/she is driving.

One hand on wheel, one hand on horn

- Chicago

One hand on wheel, one finger out window

-New York

One hand on wheel, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator

-California.

With gun in lap

-Los Angeles

Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake, quivering in terror

-Ohio, but driving in California

Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head turned to talk to someone in back seat

-Italy

As for Malaysian, i couldn't find it in the list.

So i might as well add one for submission:

Malaysian Driving's style = "Pick and Flick"

means pick the nose, and flick-it-away while driving.

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Is it something against the rules of traffic?


Monday, August 16, 2010

Man and Woman are different...

It is a simple logic.

God created woman to be loved, and not to be understood by us as the man.
(You will never get to understand a woman any better than you are already with the Einstein’s theory of relativity)

Vice Versa, Man is created by god to be understood by you ladies, not to be loved. (OMG)
(As man usually demand understanding more than love, surprisingly, but yeah).

Yes it is true.

Because he simply preferred to be allowed to have a few beers while watching football with his friend rather than you patting him on the head like a puppy watching Oprah Winfrey show on telly. (We have ego as a man).

He simply preferred that you sit beside him, lending your ears rather than every time saying “I love you” without even thought of it for a second.

And for girls, (I mean some), just a simple and thoughtful action, you will be surprise how much they appreciate your effort.

Like a little note in the morning left on the bedside before you go to work.

A piece of her favourite cake delivered to her office for her tea-break.

Maybe a call out of nothing just to tell you how much you missed her.

Shit, my post is becoming more and more “relationship-oriented” nowadays.

Don’t worry. I am not losing my idea of writing just yet.

For my next post, I think I am going to write a post on

“How to create a bomb in your home”?

Or even..

an autobiography entitled “My name is Osama”?

Friday, August 13, 2010

I need an insurance...

David Beckham insured his leg for USD 70 Million.

Anyone can even buy insurance when you are betting in Genting's casino.


So i think i would like to buy insurance for one part of my body also.
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Armpit hair...
So, Mr. AIG, ING, Great Eastern, anyone wana offer me armpit hair insurance coverage with zero-premium?
So next time, when i have a zero account balance, i could just shave my armpit hair and file for claims.
I can do free advertising for you too!
I bet even Bill gates has never, ever in his wildest imagination would have thought of that.


Vows...

"I, Wong Hung Yew, take you, ____, to be my wife. I promise to be true to you in good times and in bad, in sickness and in health. I will love you and honor you all the days of my life. I, Wong Hung Yew, take you, ____, for my lawful wife, to have and to hold, from this day forward, for better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, until death do us part."

Sounds familiar isn’t it?


But have you ever realize that, in that vows, the word “love” only came up once? While words as “worse”, “poor”, “sick” appearing more frequently?

I seriously believe a happily marriage couple is not made up of marrying with the person you can live with, but rather with a person you cannot live without.
In a marriage life, be it rain or storm, a couple shall hold their hands and walk through it together.

Nowadays we have seen so many broken marriages, why is this happening? Betrayal of trust? Boredom? Financial issue?

I have seen so many of my friends starting off their journey towards married life. But one question keeps haunting me till this very day. Have they really prepared for it? It is because it is becoming like a natural process, when you hit your 30’s, you are obliged to do that. For me timeline is not the thing that I am looking at. It is the preparation.

Preparing to love someone unconditionally no matter what happen.

Preparing not to take a second glance at any given time & place, when a cute chicks passing by.

Preparing to acknowledge that my wife is the “hottest” & “sexiest” babe alive on earth.

Preparing to prevent her from worrying about financial issues in our marriage life.

Preparing to give up weekends on boozes and boobs, happy hours, just to get home in time.

So, who will be the one going to fill in the blank on the marriage vow as above?

I will tell you when i have the "final answer".

To all the married couple friends of mine, please remember to tell your wife/husband how much you love him/her everyday.

To those unmarried couple, you still have time to go through the "training phases". As when the vows has been made, you should know that you have bloody well prepared for it.