My Penguin Distress

Nowadays the world has became a less safer place.

Whenever we read through the papers we will see all sort of news on someone got kidnapped, murdered, rapped and so on.

The apps of "My Distress" came just at the right time. Almost everyone nowadays have their hands on some kind of smartphone. For those without one, it is just about time to get rid of you old Nokia 3310.

At least you have the excuse and tell people that it is for your own safety. (Although in my opinion, people with smartphones normally get targetted more often).

The apps of the "My Distress" can be downloaded for FREE via the Apple store. (Check out on the bottom right hand corner)

Well, it has a series of steps to follow through and of cos i would not go into detailed discussion over here.

As simple as it is, you just need to press a "panic button" whenever you feel you are under life-threatening condition.

(Note: Do not play around with this apps. People say it is a life saving line. But be careful when you apply the "panic button". It is ok when u alert the authority when you are under attack. Just make sure you did not press the button or mistaken it for a woman's tits especially when you are under the influence of alcohol).

Unless you think sitting in jail is fine for you.

The Apps have this feature where you will need to capture your face for easy recognition.

It is easy right?

So i decided to put in my photo.

Don't know this plan will ever get backfire and got me sent to the jail instead.

(Do not try this at home).

Thank You for..

I just found out that i have not updated this blog for almost 1 month.

One of my readers recently told me.."Eh update your blog la, boring sial.."-Ok, it must be that my blog did have some sort of influence on someone.

Something like if my blog was not updated, my reader will get constipation for the next one month.

There are many factors that led a blogger not updating his blog regularly, works, no-time, laziness, and etc etc.

For me, simply just because i was too busy nursing my injury - my heart.

I am officially single now.

Almost three years, and now she's gone.

Let me share with you a few type of reactions that i have received from people when they knew i have ended my relationship with my almost 3 yrs girlfriend.

The normal reaction:

"Why? What happened to both of you?"
"Well, if you need to talk, just give me a buzz"
"Don't worry, things will be fine. Things happened and all you need is time"

The "not so normal reaction":

"Hey bro? Serious ar??? You joking right, or isit some kind of prank?"
"Shoud i say congratulations or should i say sorry to hear that?"
"So now you get to screw around liao right?"
One close friend even give a straight reply "CONGRATS!"

After that, even better. A F**King "LIKE" on a relationship status change on the FB.

I mean, c'mon, it is like when let say you have a relative or close family members who had just passed away, you go and "Like" your friends status.

Something like: "Today so and so loved one in my family have passed away, still can't believe that he/she has gone"

And bloody hell, YOU GUYS GO AND "LIKE" the status??

Anyway, being single (at least in my definition) is after all not so bad. I mean, IT IS bad, but still managed to handle it quite well for the time being, when you involve your brain, not emotion in the process of going throught the break up moment.

She used to be "The One" that i thought that will end up being my very last one.

Frankly speaking, of all the relationship i have gone through before, this is the first time that i know the meaning behind when you have someone who loves you because of who you are.

But now, she is no longer around anymore.

To listen to my craps and nonsense from my every single day.

To try to persuade me quit my smoking habit.

To cook me a nice meal before and after my football games.

To tidy up my closet when "she think" it is messy. (When i didnt think it IS NOT messy).

To run to the grocery shops when the shampoo or toilet roll finishes.

Yes. Such a perfect and wonderful girl and now thanks to my own stupidity, she has gone. For good.

Sometimes when you love someone, it also means that you have to learn how to let go. I am not good when it comes to express my feeling in words all this while.

But how big is the chances you will find a girl who:

Never complain when her birthday present come late for the past two years.

Quietly stay at home waiting for you back from his night out session with his friends.

Who will cooked you a porridge early on sunday morning, just to make sure that your stomach arent empty before your football games.

Who laugh at your jokes, even if we know that it is not even funny.

Who looked at you in the eyes and say "Everything will be ok" when you feel you are so screwed up.

Who chose to forgive and forget, even when she got betrayed.

R, if you happened to read this, all i wanted to say is.

Thanks for loving me.

Hope our path will cross again someday soon. I will be fine, do not worry about me. Life is just as usual, apart from the fact that i need to settle my dinner on my own most of the time now.:) And no one listening to my cold jokes anymore.

Give me a call whenever you need to get someone to talk ok?

See you soon.

Love,

-N-

True-Mix

Judging from the number of people looking into my blog, i bet many of you looked like this....

"Why this fella never update his blog one?"

Sorry guys for being out for so long. It has been a real busy month so far.

So today i am going to talk about something interesting, something that won't bored you to death.

I have a great mum who always worried that his son eat "dapao food: every single day. On one fine day, out of the blue she called and told me that she bought this for me.

Eh sorry, wrong picture.

Supposed to be this.

They called it as "True Mix".

To make it simpler, my mum explained to me.

"You wan to cook what also it can cook for you!!"

So obviously my face turned into this..(while replying "sure boh...")

It looks more like a blender machine to me.

Of course, come with this little wizard is the manual itself. In the manual, pictures explained everything on what it can do, and what kind of ingredient that you need in order to "cook something with it".

The menu, on the vegetables...

To bake a cake on your boyfriend/girlfriend birthday...

To do a pizza when pizza hut close shop...

To squeeze some juice when you are thirsty...

And heck, it can even do a "Baskin Robbin".

Call me a liar, but this little machine can really do it.

Come at a price of not less than 5k, the price tag really tell you that this is something great especially for a lazy person like me.

But who cares?

It is my birthday present. Nah!!



Bored.

TGIF.

Thank God it is Friday.

I got so bored at work i started to search online for the following:

1. Requirement to be an astronaut.

2. How to build a rocket.

3 more hours to go. I am still thinking of how do i utilize the rest of the working hour for this week.

*Slap myself.

Just got married...

Long time did not update the post in here.

Recently i have just got married to the first woman i have fell in love at the very first sight.

She is a quiet lady, elegant, and definitely comfort to ride on.

What are you thinking?

Say hi to the next 7 years of marriage commitment!

Who told you a wife does not come with commitment and liability? And also "she" actually ages over times and prone to market price de-valuation?

Limbang people..

Was with my cousin who flew into KL from Sarawak yesterday.


We decided to meet at Pavillion, as he and his family was staying nearby at the Fahrenheit suites nearby.

I have seen celebrities, footballer's WAG and Datin-datin's style of shopping via the internet.

This is the first time (Live) i saw people shop as if their money is made from a toilet roll.

Prada, LV, Mont Blanc.


Helping them carrying their bags, suddenly i felt like we are just like those Chinaman bankrolled by some illegal business dealings, and

come all the way to KL just to shop for the branded items.

SA (Shop Assistant) : " If any problem, you can have this warranty card and bring it to any of our outlet".

Me: " The thing is in Limbang there're no Mont Blanc shop"

SA: "Er.."

Me: "Not even the 7-11"

SA : "Errrrrr...."

See?

Limbang people really rich, only that Limbang is not a place for us to spend.

How come i am so poor?

McD Vs Domino

I don't really cook much during weekdays, apart from instant noodles.

As a working professionals, we tend to work our ass off and all we wanted to have at the end of the day is a good rest.

Cooking can be troublesome, while i don't really fancy waiting in line for "dapao-ing" something from the stalls.

The solution?



We have McDelivery.

I was so hungry that i decided to make the call to McD right after  stepped into my home.

To my surprise, this is what i get.

"Sorry sir, unfortunately we could not take this order at this moment due to the weather condition".

WTF???



Did i just heard wrongly? Or is it they're supposed to deliver it by a plane??

The only time i have heard that stupid "Due to the bad weather conditions..we are forced to...." is at the bloody LCCT!!!

Sod it.

I resorted to call Domino pizza then.

Much to my surprise, this is what i get.

"Ok sir, the delivery will be in 30 minutes time".

"You sure or not, i think it is going to rain here"

" Don't worry sir, 30 minutes".

I think it is time for McD to close shop. Honestly.

If Domino Pizza can brave the rain and storm to deliver it to my place, why can't Mc D?

Somebody please enlighten me.