Gathering again...

KWSP Employee of the month

Upon completing both of my projects last month, i decided to take a day leave from work to go and visit KWSP (The Employee Provident Fund). This is due to the fact that (in case some of you didn't know about it), you can actually withdraw part of your retirement fund for purposes like, erm, education, buying a new house, stuffs like that.

This time around, i am not actually trying to show you the exact way to get the application done, as you can find those informations easily at your fingertips.

To be frank, i was surprised when i stepped into the KWSP building. In my mind, i would thought the office will looked something like this.

Fish Market.

How wrong i was. Apart from the fact that the office is super-clean, they have proper signs everywhere so that you won't get lost in the buildings. The line of 6 people infront of the receptionist was cleared within 3 minutes. Eveything seems to be so perfect.

When i got my number, i was kind of surprise.

I am holding "2117", while the number on the panel shows 2"2115" which means, officially, i only need to wait for another 2 people before reaching my turn. :)

While waiting, i have glanced around and found there is this one photo showing employee of the month. It is an indian lady on display, and i was like "wow". Should be working very hard to gain this recognition i think.

By the time i reach my turn, i was gobmacked, as the lady who were there waiting to serve me behind the counter is exactly the indian lady, the employee of the month.

I sat down and begin to retrieve the documents for her review.

This is what happened next:

1. She talked at the speed of 150miles per hour, which i could not understand a thing.

2. Keep on complaining that i did not check my document properly..

3. Her Face look as if someone has shoved a broomstick up her ars* for the whole day.

For a moment i felt like i have been interrogated by those officer from FBI.

Maybe she became "lan-c" after receiving the employee of the month award. I don't know.

So, if this is the employee of the month standard for KWSP, i could hardly imagine what others would be like.

Abang Najib, Idris Jala, please do something.

I talked like an Indian..

On our way back to office one fine afternoon after lunch, i asked one of my colleague.

"Eh, anyone know how much a Honda Accord cost?The old one ar.."

My friend: "Which one you are talking?There are many models out there wo"

"Neh..the one quite new but not that new one, a bit old one.."

My two friends just turned around and look at me (I am at the backseat) with a blanked look. Then, they said:

"Since when you started talk like an Indian Engineer dy?Wtf u mean by new one but not that new?"

I was speechless...

Working too much with those people has eventually cast a spell on me. Sh*t.

Another "untitled"

According to the law of universe, one day is equivalent to 24 hours.
For the past few days, i started to wonder if the earth has been rotating faster nowadays. Because..

1. I realized that nowadays i don't really have time to sh*t.
2. Just about when i started to shit, and indian called.
3. Just about when i started to work, the wristwatch shows me 5.30pm already.
4. After 5.30, some Kn*bhead will still call me for job-related questions.


Which, i took things in a more positive way.As it could be good as you don't suffer the "waiting-for-the-time-to-pass" kind of syndrome.

But i really hope the human mankind can have extra few hours in one day, not only for work, but also for things like this:

1. When a cute colleague walk by in front of your cubicle.
2. Listening to indian engineer talking to you, and pretend it is music for your ears. (Which i did a lot nowadays)
3. For day-dreaming on how to make excuses for not coming to work the next day.
(Nowadays, we can predict when we will need to take a medical leaves)

I guess my wish has yet to be granted by lord yet. As the current earthquake in Haiti is said to have cause the earth to have a shorter daytime.

Please allow me to drift off the topic, just why don't the earthquake just happen to bury all those Indian engineers?

I am not racist you know, but i have had enough from you for the past 15 months.
Even more so when you told me something which sounded like this:

"Whichever item we have closed the status, actually cannot be closed".

God bless you. You really know how to talk.

Freestyling (Back to basic)

Once upon a time, a coach told me, in order to be a good footballer, you need to learn how to control/handle your balls well. (Considering my "balls" still remained attached to the place where it was supposed to be, i think i am "handling" it quite well :p)

So eventually practice is very important, unless you have the talent like....er...like me. (muahahaha).

I have had enough with the long cny holidays back in my hometown, so i decided to take up a special challenge from my little brother on juggling a football for 40 times (which is my personal best so far).

Check out the video below. (Turn on for your speaker for music only if you are not "snaking" in your office while checking out this video)



Eventually i only managed to last up to 36 times in total, as my sister's car suddenly popped out from nowhere, and subsequently distracting my attention.

Just for your record, to date, the personal best was 50 times.

Anyone up for the challenge?

Happy Happy CNY

For the past few days, the "feel" of CNY can be felt everywhere, ranging from the shopping malls, the workplace, and even when you are taking a piss in the gents. This is the time where every people you have met seems to have the common language for the first time, regardless of their skin colour, status and professions.

Take a few example:

Your chinese friends: "So, xin nian qu na li wan?" ("So, go where during cny?")

Your Malay Friend:"Selamat Tahun Baru, buat rumah terbuka panggil saya la ok?"

Your indian friends: "Gong xi Fatt choy!!Ala beer dekat lu punya rumah ka?"

even some of the government officer;

"Kong Si Fak Choi, so, sudah langgar traffic light, macam mana mau kasi settle?" (I'll leave it to your imagination)

Sigh, didn't know that even giving summonses also need to greet the offender "to have a f**king happy niu-yer".

Negativity aside, i can't wait for the festival. This is because..

I may use my 25 years of engineering calculus and probablity equation into good use...

Or maybe not.

It also means i got to play with MDW (Mass Destruction Weapon)

And lot of us didn't know the fact that during the cny, for chinese parents, suddenly the consumption of alcohol will be temporary "legal" for those underage children.

Ironically, my first taste of beer came when i was 9 yrs old, during cny also. (Thanks dad)

It doesn't end up pretty well though.

I went nuts.

Just simply nothing to do

Come every Monday morning, i feel so "du lan" ...

Every day seems to be passing by so slow...

But whenever comes Friday...Mwahahahahah

Got a bit of holiday mood right now. Beer, anyone?