Another "untitled"

According to the law of universe, one day is equivalent to 24 hours.
For the past few days, i started to wonder if the earth has been rotating faster nowadays. Because..

1. I realized that nowadays i don't really have time to sh*t.
2. Just about when i started to shit, and indian called.
3. Just about when i started to work, the wristwatch shows me 5.30pm already.
4. After 5.30, some Kn*bhead will still call me for job-related questions.


Which, i took things in a more positive way.As it could be good as you don't suffer the "waiting-for-the-time-to-pass" kind of syndrome.

But i really hope the human mankind can have extra few hours in one day, not only for work, but also for things like this:

1. When a cute colleague walk by in front of your cubicle.
2. Listening to indian engineer talking to you, and pretend it is music for your ears. (Which i did a lot nowadays)
3. For day-dreaming on how to make excuses for not coming to work the next day.
(Nowadays, we can predict when we will need to take a medical leaves)

I guess my wish has yet to be granted by lord yet. As the current earthquake in Haiti is said to have cause the earth to have a shorter daytime.

Please allow me to drift off the topic, just why don't the earthquake just happen to bury all those Indian engineers?

I am not racist you know, but i have had enough from you for the past 15 months.
Even more so when you told me something which sounded like this:

"Whichever item we have closed the status, actually cannot be closed".

God bless you. You really know how to talk.