Ipad and iphone, what's the difference?

When i told my friends that i have bought an ipad, their instant reaction:

"What's the difference between an ipad with an iphone? It is a waste of money isn't it?"

To me, it sounds like an insult.

It is as if they are trying to tell me:

"You this little dumb-ass must be having your brain built-in to your arse for buying that ipad"

In summary, to some extent, yes, ipad is just a bigger version of iphone minus the capability to call. In Indian community it also means: "well, woo-kei...it is the same, but not exactly the same" (while shaking head in motion)

Nowadays from the internet search, you can get a lot of informations on differences between those two.

But being a not-so tech savvy person, i will tell you the difference between an ipad and an iphone in a lay-man term:

1. Having an ipad, obviously (pun intended) is like having a lover with category "D" size of breast compared to a wife with a wife with an "A". (Well, ipad has a much bigger reading screen, and well, we guy absolutely loves "BIG" things).

2. Ipad has a bigger battery which come with a longer net-surfing time, for example. Imagine that you have a boyfriend who last for 5 minutes and a boyfriend who can last for 25 minutes in bed, which one do you prefer? Well, girls, your face expression now has given me that answer. hm...

3. In Apple's technology, Ipad came much later than the very first iphone. So, old wife or new girlfriend, choose one you moron. (Applicable for guys only)

4. It is 0.5mm thinner compared to the iphone 4. Slimmer girlfriend? You bet.

5. The largest flash memory storage in an ipad is 64GB, while iphone is only 32 GB at most.

It is bigger. Again.

But to be fair, i wouldn't be writing this if not because of the insults and criticsm that i have received ever since the day i grabbed the ipad2. With respect to iphone, there is one thing that the ipad cannot do which is making calls.

After all, you are not going to bring that big fat screen to your ear to answer phone calls right?

And it is such an obvious way to offend the traffic police everywhere if you use it to make calls while driving. It is as if you are asking them to go "Hey look at me!! I don't care ar, i still gonna answer the phone while driving ar, you "blow" me mer?"

So, i like Ipad ar..choi mer? I will still buy it even if they name it as i-tampon.

Well, what do you think?