It has become a routine for me to listen to Hitz.fm GOTCHA! call every morning.
For me, Rudy n JJ is the top/best/invincible prankster of all time.
To be honest, somehow i used to do it long before i came to knew the existence of the GOTCHA! call.
However, nowadays i have to resort to pranking someone which i have lose contact like, 2-3 years maybe?
(As many of them did recognize my voice, yeah i know it sounds hot, don't worry about it).
One of the most hilarious prank-call i have ever made, which made all my friend rolling on the floor with tears flowing out from their face is the one i have made is around 2 years ago, to a friend who sell "besi buruk" and made a really good fortune out of it. Lets call him Mr. A
I was in Kota Kinabalu with my cousin and another friend waiting to drive back to my hometown. The problem is, this Mr. A is actually taking his own sweet time flirting with some shampoo girl in some cheap haircut studio.
So, we decided to make a call, through my handphone pretending to interested in making the deal with him.
Mr. A: Hello?
Me: Mr. A right? My name is Peter and i was told that you are in the "besi buruk" business right?
Mr. A: Ya, what can i help you?
Me: I have got a few copper here and few aluminiums there wanted to be traded off. But i would like to know your pricing first.
Mr. A: Oh, copper is at this price...aluminium is that price..(Continue bla bla and bla...) depending on the quality...(ongoing for two minutes at least)
Me:Another one, there is this old kancil wanted to be scrapped off too. You accepted too?
Mr. A: Ya, why not?
Me: But the thing is this kancil is still new, so i guess you can come up with a pretty good price for me then.
Mr. A:if it is brand new, why want to scrapped it?
Me: I like ar..
Mr. A: Okok...(Started to lose his cool)
Me: How about an airplane wreckage?
Mr. A: What??
Me: You heard me. Airplane wreckage.
Mr. A: .........................
Me:I even have 1 whole lorry of coca cola can. You accept that too?
Mr. A: (Finally Lose his cool) Say what you want to do, don't try to bullshit around here!!
Me: Oh ya one more thing. I need another price.
Mr. A: Whats that??
Me: The shampoo girl pretty or not?
Mr. A: *&*^^*^(*()&*^%^
Me: Hi friend, i am back from KL.
So, i have a hell lot of abuse on my way home....you can imagine that.
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