Stupid things

"I am gonna do it!"

How many times in your life ever you try to be daring, trying something which is totally new, without worrying about the consequences later on?

Or more precisely, just blind stupidity?

OMG, i can imagined my parents with their jaw dropping to the floor if i ever tell them this:

Me: Dad & Mum, i think i am going to do something which may looked stupid to you, but not to me...

I guess in the back of their mind could be "How many more stupid things out there can be more stupid than he is now?"

Well, some of my friends even tell me, please don't waste your time.

Sometimes i love negative feedbacks, it is because this is the only chance you got to prove to those people that world is full of miracle.

Sometimes stupid people can have their advantages. Take an example, a stupid guy would knock their head directly into a wall without thinking twice, not knowing that it is gonna hurt.

It ended up with a cracked head.

But lesson learnt?

You knew the pain, and you would wear a helmet next time if you gonna do it again.

Oh not again..confirm Monday blues...

GOTCHA!

It has become a routine for me to listen to Hitz.fm GOTCHA! call every morning.
For me, Rudy n JJ is the top/best/invincible prankster of all time.

To be honest, somehow i used to do it long before i came to knew the existence of the GOTCHA! call.
However, nowadays i have to resort to pranking someone which i have lose contact like, 2-3 years maybe?
(As many of them did recognize my voice, yeah i know it sounds hot, don't worry about it).

One of the most hilarious prank-call i have ever made, which made all my friend rolling on the floor with tears flowing out from their face is the one i have made is around 2 years ago, to a friend who sell "besi buruk" and made a really good fortune out of it. Lets call him Mr. A

I was in Kota Kinabalu with my cousin and another friend waiting to drive back to my hometown. The problem is, this Mr. A is actually taking his own sweet time flirting with some shampoo girl in some cheap haircut studio.

So, we decided to make a call, through my handphone pretending to interested in making the deal with him.

Mr. A: Hello?

Me: Mr. A right? My name is Peter and i was told that you are in the "besi buruk" business right?

Mr. A: Ya, what can i help you?

Me: I have got a few copper here and few aluminiums there wanted to be traded off. But i would like to know your pricing first.

Mr. A: Oh, copper is at this price...aluminium is that price..(Continue bla bla and bla...) depending on the quality...(ongoing for two minutes at least)

Me:Another one, there is this old kancil wanted to be scrapped off too. You accepted too?

Mr. A: Ya, why not?

Me: But the thing is this kancil is still new, so i guess you can come up with a pretty good price for me then.

Mr. A:if it is brand new, why want to scrapped it?

Me: I like ar..

Mr. A: Okok...(Started to lose his cool)

Me: How about an airplane wreckage?

Mr. A: What??

Me: You heard me. Airplane wreckage.


Mr. A: .........................

Me:I even have 1 whole lorry of coca cola can. You accept that too?

Mr. A: (Finally Lose his cool) Say what you want to do, don't try to bullshit around here!!

Me: Oh ya one more thing. I need another price.

Mr. A: Whats that??

Me: The shampoo girl pretty or not?

Mr. A: *&*^^*^(*()&*^%^

Me: Hi friend, i am back from KL.

So, i have a hell lot of abuse on my way home....you can imagine that.

I will be back..

Maxis broadband is slow nowadays, thats why my blog is not updated.

Too much work to do,thats why my blog is not updated.

Being flying here and there, thats why my blog is not updated.

Ya, lots of excuses.

Bear with me, i will be back. Soon.