The Answer to Malaysian Football

So, this time the Ballon d'Or Winner - Lionel Messi, from Argentina.

It is sad to see that the level of football in Malaysia has not been improving much.

We are not in the World Cup, let alone producing our very own Ballon d'Or winner.

Then when we made the headline news, it is all for the wrong reason.

Honestly I do not blame the players. It is the way football players were nurtured, the systems we had, political interference and so much more that resulted in where we are today.

But now, we have a new hope.

Recently, our very own Malaysian born player.

Who were never noticed.

Never made any headline news.

Overlook by the Harimau Malaya team.

Could be the next Messi from Malaysia.

Could be the answer for Malaysian football.

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So, call me maybe.

How to Unblock your Drainage in Two Simple Steps.

For those who stayed in a condominium may have came across this problem before.

 

Every shower room will come with a drainage. But over the years (especially woman), you may notice that the drainage will be blocked by hairs, tissue papers etc which caused the overflow and stench.

What would you do?

1. Call you boyfriend, assuming he can fix almost everything in the house.

2. Call the management office and complain.

3. Call the plumbers and fix the problem.

Well if you have me as your boyfriend/spouse, you may opt for option No.1.

My wife always assume that since I graduated with a Degree in Electrical & Electronic Engineering, I should be able to fix the broken light bulbs, repair a vacuum cleaner, fix a leaked hose etc etc.

Because there is a say going around on the internet.

Nobody trust an Engineer after all!

But as an engineer we are not born to fix everything. But we are taught to use our problem solving skill to good use.

After all three options above and nothing works, I seek for advice and came through this via a friend.

"Super Drain Opener".

As it name suggested, it claimed to be one of the finest chemical (or acid solution) that will remove the blockage in 15 minutes.

Price? A mere RM 19.00.

What you do with this solution is. (Note: As this is very acidic, keep it away from children).

1. Pour half of the solution into the drain. Leave it for 15 minutes.

2. Next, use a jet water hose to spray high velocity water into that drain.

But as an engineer, we don't always take chances.

We will test it.

If it is not working satisfactorily, try to put in the other half of the solution left into the drain.

And repeat step 1 to 2 all over again.

See?

I am an Engineer, and you could trust me.

Tin-der-daaa

If you keep looking at this icon for 10 seconds and still couldn't work out what it is, you could be born in the year of 1950s.

It is called Tinder, a location based dating apps which allows "matched" users to "hook" up.
It is simple to used, once registered, there will be tonnes of profile photos at your disposal.

Then, next step requires you to swipe right if you like a guy/girl or swipe left if you have no interest or think your parrot at your home looked better than him/her.

I swiped left on this one, I swear!

I knew the existence of Tinder like, for many months but never had a thought to download it until one day, a friend of mine (a girl) who had faced with so many failed relationship decided to kind of force me into it.

She said it was way more interesting than Facebook & Instagram combined!

So on one fine day, I decided to get it downloaded. (With a heavy heart).

After some gruesome hours swiping left and right on the apps, there were not a single match.

But being a macho guy with my ego and balls at stake, I decided to go ahead.

Another half and hour gone swiping left and right, finally, DING! I HAVE A MATCH!

And...

This is what I have got. (Something like this)

(Well your imagination is not my problem).

 

I think there is a difference between a man and woman on Tinder.

 

When come to hook up or casual "physical intimation", girls tend to get more attention than man.

 

But why it have to be you??? WHYYY???