"Proud to be a Malaysian".
I must clarify beforehand that I am a "neutral" in politics, and I am not a financial expert or political driven towards any party in any ways.
The following blog post only served my opinion as a Malaysian citizen who were extremely frustrated by the attempt of IRB, who try to squeeze every penny out from my pocket, who paid hefty price on almost everything due to GST implementation, someone who lose the luxury of subsidized RON 95 fuel and etc.
Yet, I have to work hard in order to be able "feed" the corrupted minority.
Welcome to Malaysia, the subject of the laughing stock from all over the world.
1. 42 Billion in Debt, and we do not know where the money has gone.
1MDB was supposed to be set up as the special investment vehicle for the benefits of the nations. But recent audit by Deloitte and KPMG has unearthed that Malaysian are sitting on a huge debt that any possible investment return will be close to meaningless.
Even better, this one.
"USD 1.1 Billion is kept in Singaporean bank in US Dollars" - says the CEO of 1MDB.
Then the Finance Ministry found out that it was actually "Asset on papers".
If you can't even trace 1.1B, how are they going to justify the amount loss up to 42 Billion?
And when the ex-Prime Minister asked for a Q&A session with you, you are nowhere to be found.
And ended up...
You got yourself named after "Roti Kosong". - No telur.
Not a bad achievement as the leader of government.
2. Achieve gold medal in sports, but facing criticism.
She did the nation proud scoring gold medal in recent SEA Games in Singapore.
Instead of receiving message of appreciations, she has to take the flake from some minority who claimed to be more religiously well-behaved.
Some claimed that she should be "wearing more clothes so her shape of vagina will not be exposed".
Stupid. If you didn't take notice of her private part, why would you know?
Or should her wear like this to perform the gymnastics stunts?
3. The "Coconut Man"
When the MH370 lose contact with ATC, only 6 hours after the SAR (Search and Rescue) operation started. And in the wrong place.
So, in order to find out the exact location of the plane whereabouts, Malaysia unleashed their secret weapon/agent.
The man with the coconut.
Who claimed that the plane has been held up by some "Jin" and he can help to solve the mystery.
So, did we found MH370?
No. But at least we are proud to have a Malaysian who instantly became the worldwide sensation.
Even Obama was confused by the show.
4. "Raping by finger" is legal in Malaysia.
A 60 year old guy was convicted with raping charges on a 14 year old.
But not a problem. As he is USING HIS FINGERS ONLY. The rape victim eventually got pregnant and gave birth to a baby.
But from the court ruling, he will not be charged and allowed to walk free from all the sentences.
I think next time we also need to wear condom on a finger so somebody will not get pregnant.
5. Change of government is as fast as a flick of switch.
During the General Election (GE) 2013, this is what happened.
Blackout, and BN won.
Last But Not Least, the "very smart" MIC president. Samy Vellu.
He once said "Pos Laju Banyak bagus, esok hantar hari ini sampai".
(Means: The national Courier Service very efficient. Send tomorrow, we will receive today).
Can someone please tell me, why am I not laughing?
Someone please tell me, I should be proud of my nation.
Tell me how?
I must clarify beforehand that I am a "neutral" in politics, and I am not a financial expert or political driven towards any party in any ways.
The following blog post only served my opinion as a Malaysian citizen who were extremely frustrated by the attempt of IRB, who try to squeeze every penny out from my pocket, who paid hefty price on almost everything due to GST implementation, someone who lose the luxury of subsidized RON 95 fuel and etc.
Yet, I have to work hard in order to be able "feed" the corrupted minority.
Welcome to Malaysia, the subject of the laughing stock from all over the world.
1. 42 Billion in Debt, and we do not know where the money has gone.
1MDB was supposed to be set up as the special investment vehicle for the benefits of the nations. But recent audit by Deloitte and KPMG has unearthed that Malaysian are sitting on a huge debt that any possible investment return will be close to meaningless.
Even better, this one.
"USD 1.1 Billion is kept in Singaporean bank in US Dollars" - says the CEO of 1MDB.
Then the Finance Ministry found out that it was actually "Asset on papers".
If you can't even trace 1.1B, how are they going to justify the amount loss up to 42 Billion?
And when the ex-Prime Minister asked for a Q&A session with you, you are nowhere to be found.
And ended up...
You got yourself named after "Roti Kosong". - No telur.
Not a bad achievement as the leader of government.
2. Achieve gold medal in sports, but facing criticism.
She did the nation proud scoring gold medal in recent SEA Games in Singapore.
Instead of receiving message of appreciations, she has to take the flake from some minority who claimed to be more religiously well-behaved.
Some claimed that she should be "wearing more clothes so her shape of vagina will not be exposed".
Stupid. If you didn't take notice of her private part, why would you know?
Or should her wear like this to perform the gymnastics stunts?
3. The "Coconut Man"
When the MH370 lose contact with ATC, only 6 hours after the SAR (Search and Rescue) operation started. And in the wrong place.
So, in order to find out the exact location of the plane whereabouts, Malaysia unleashed their secret weapon/agent.
The man with the coconut.
Who claimed that the plane has been held up by some "Jin" and he can help to solve the mystery.
So, did we found MH370?
No. But at least we are proud to have a Malaysian who instantly became the worldwide sensation.
Even Obama was confused by the show.
And he seems to enjoy it.
4. "Raping by finger" is legal in Malaysia.
A 60 year old guy was convicted with raping charges on a 14 year old.
But not a problem. As he is USING HIS FINGERS ONLY. The rape victim eventually got pregnant and gave birth to a baby.
But from the court ruling, he will not be charged and allowed to walk free from all the sentences.
I think next time we also need to wear condom on a finger so somebody will not get pregnant.
5. Change of government is as fast as a flick of switch.
During the General Election (GE) 2013, this is what happened.
Blackout, and BN won.
Last But Not Least, the "very smart" MIC president. Samy Vellu.
He once said "Pos Laju Banyak bagus, esok hantar hari ini sampai".
(Means: The national Courier Service very efficient. Send tomorrow, we will receive today).
Can someone please tell me, why am I not laughing?
Someone please tell me, I should be proud of my nation.
Tell me how?
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