My Penguin Distress

Nowadays the world has became a less safer place.

Whenever we read through the papers we will see all sort of news on someone got kidnapped, murdered, rapped and so on.

The apps of "My Distress" came just at the right time. Almost everyone nowadays have their hands on some kind of smartphone. For those without one, it is just about time to get rid of you old Nokia 3310.

At least you have the excuse and tell people that it is for your own safety. (Although in my opinion, people with smartphones normally get targetted more often).

The apps of the "My Distress" can be downloaded for FREE via the Apple store. (Check out on the bottom right hand corner)

Well, it has a series of steps to follow through and of cos i would not go into detailed discussion over here.

As simple as it is, you just need to press a "panic button" whenever you feel you are under life-threatening condition.

(Note: Do not play around with this apps. People say it is a life saving line. But be careful when you apply the "panic button". It is ok when u alert the authority when you are under attack. Just make sure you did not press the button or mistaken it for a woman's tits especially when you are under the influence of alcohol).

Unless you think sitting in jail is fine for you.

The Apps have this feature where you will need to capture your face for easy recognition.

It is easy right?

So i decided to put in my photo.

Don't know this plan will ever get backfire and got me sent to the jail instead.

(Do not try this at home).

Thank You for..

I just found out that i have not updated this blog for almost 1 month.

One of my readers recently told me.."Eh update your blog la, boring sial.."-Ok, it must be that my blog did have some sort of influence on someone.

Something like if my blog was not updated, my reader will get constipation for the next one month.

There are many factors that led a blogger not updating his blog regularly, works, no-time, laziness, and etc etc.

For me, simply just because i was too busy nursing my injury - my heart.

I am officially single now.

Almost three years, and now she's gone.

Let me share with you a few type of reactions that i have received from people when they knew i have ended my relationship with my almost 3 yrs girlfriend.

The normal reaction:

"Why? What happened to both of you?"
"Well, if you need to talk, just give me a buzz"
"Don't worry, things will be fine. Things happened and all you need is time"

The "not so normal reaction":

"Hey bro? Serious ar??? You joking right, or isit some kind of prank?"
"Shoud i say congratulations or should i say sorry to hear that?"
"So now you get to screw around liao right?"
One close friend even give a straight reply "CONGRATS!"

After that, even better. A F**King "LIKE" on a relationship status change on the FB.

I mean, c'mon, it is like when let say you have a relative or close family members who had just passed away, you go and "Like" your friends status.

Something like: "Today so and so loved one in my family have passed away, still can't believe that he/she has gone"

And bloody hell, YOU GUYS GO AND "LIKE" the status??

Anyway, being single (at least in my definition) is after all not so bad. I mean, IT IS bad, but still managed to handle it quite well for the time being, when you involve your brain, not emotion in the process of going throught the break up moment.

She used to be "The One" that i thought that will end up being my very last one.

Frankly speaking, of all the relationship i have gone through before, this is the first time that i know the meaning behind when you have someone who loves you because of who you are.

But now, she is no longer around anymore.

To listen to my craps and nonsense from my every single day.

To try to persuade me quit my smoking habit.

To cook me a nice meal before and after my football games.

To tidy up my closet when "she think" it is messy. (When i didnt think it IS NOT messy).

To run to the grocery shops when the shampoo or toilet roll finishes.

Yes. Such a perfect and wonderful girl and now thanks to my own stupidity, she has gone. For good.

Sometimes when you love someone, it also means that you have to learn how to let go. I am not good when it comes to express my feeling in words all this while.

But how big is the chances you will find a girl who:

Never complain when her birthday present come late for the past two years.

Quietly stay at home waiting for you back from his night out session with his friends.

Who will cooked you a porridge early on sunday morning, just to make sure that your stomach arent empty before your football games.

Who laugh at your jokes, even if we know that it is not even funny.

Who looked at you in the eyes and say "Everything will be ok" when you feel you are so screwed up.

Who chose to forgive and forget, even when she got betrayed.

R, if you happened to read this, all i wanted to say is.

Thanks for loving me.

Hope our path will cross again someday soon. I will be fine, do not worry about me. Life is just as usual, apart from the fact that i need to settle my dinner on my own most of the time now.:) And no one listening to my cold jokes anymore.

Give me a call whenever you need to get someone to talk ok?

See you soon.

Love,

-N-