Recently, Jay Chou has came up with a hits entitled “Chao Ren Bu Hui Fei” – Supermans Can’t fly in his new album.
To be frank, he is the only artist who can actually make a song with a title as ridiculous as above, into one of my favourite song of all time.
Granted by god of almighty, I would be very happy to ask HIM to let me be a superman, even for just one day. Why? Easy.
1. I can forget about the pain of missing out Air Asia “0-Fare” Promotion.
2. I can just “slam-dunk-ing” anyone who I don’t fancy into the nearest garbage bin.
3. I don’t have to worry about the colour/pattern of my underwear anymore, as red will always be the colour of the day. (And no one will ever know if I did not change my underwear for one whole week).
4. Stop worrying about traffic light, massive jams and mat rempits.
5. When a pretty girl ask me about my job, I would say, “Baby, I am flying”
6. Likewise, if an ugly girl come up to me and ask me about my job, I would say, “Girl, ma’ job is just punching people for fun”.
It’s only Monday, and I already started to talk nonsense.
Salute.
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