But recently i am facing with the most complex problems i ever had in my life.
Which kinda turn me into a very miserable man.
What's for lunch today?
Which kinda turn me into a very miserable man.
What's for lunch today?
One of the Miley Cyrus biggest hit song - Party in the USA is one of my favourite of all time.
Just before i went off to my bed, i stumbled on one of the most hilarious video ever showing some guys dance to the rhytm of the song.
Check out the following youtube video for the feel of the song first
Then, i dedicate my edited version (originated from my crazy+creative+too-free-nothing-to-do brain) to you, and all those gay community all over the world.
Hum it to the tunes, and enjoy it.
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Party with the US-gays (Hung Yew's Version)
I hopped off the plane at LAX
With the dream, dancing with the gays..
Welcome to the land of super gays..
Am I gonna fit in?
Jumped in the cab Here I am for the first time
Looked to my right and i see the fucking US-gays
This is all so crazy
Everybody seems so famous
My penis turnin' and i'm feelin' kind of supersick
Too much cockers and I'm nervous
That's when the gay man turned on the radio
And a gay-z song was on
and the gay-z song was on(2x)
So I put my ass up
They're rubbing my ass
The butterflies fly away
Noddin' my head like gay..
Movin' my hips like gay..
I got my ass up
They're playin' my ass I know I'm gonna be ok
Yeah It's a party with the US-gay
Yeah It's a party with the US-gay
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Jay Chou, now do you want me in your production team?
Dear Miley, it is just a joke. Chill gorgeous..
Eh? Changing the originality of the song doesn't put me in the risk of being jailed right?
What the F???
Don't give me that kind of expression. It is like telling those guys that i actually have pen*s which is long enough to be able to strangle my own neck.
Because to me, supporting a team wholeheartedly means only one thing.
Win as a team, lose as a team.
England has done so well in qualifying stages, and now has to stumble through to the second round.
It is not the player's fault for not performing to their best. But they're missing out on one playmaker here, a real "No.10" in the team.
I must admit that Capello is an excellent coach. But he did one terrible mistake by leaving this guy out of the 23-man squap for this World Cup.
A decision which he will regret for life if England does not win the world cup.
A guy who could possibly change England fate.
A guy who can bring back the glory of 1966 back to England.
A guy who can make Tshabalala looked like a clown.
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Ei, Looks so familiar one???
To me, RM500++ sounds like a great deal of amount to me. Hence, if the same thing ever happened to me, I would spend the rest of the financial year (before receive my bonus) by using this…
Public Phone
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The fact is, due to the Apple Iphone frenzy that surrounded me, I recently has approached Maxis to get myself one. I used to be the type of guy who always tell myself “Aiya, phone can call, can sms, enufff oledi one”.
(Which goes the same to her).
But this time, she added a new requirement to her dream phone.
Stainless Steel Cover.
Check our our Gtalk conversation over her new phone:
3l: ur phone....let me guess, RM 150?
fioniz: ahaha.. not that pariah la! so bad
3l: okok, 200
fioniz: no la...
3l: ????
fioniz: but the one that i wanted to buy is RM250, Jo said ugly
3l: this one?
fioniz: not this one... another one
3l: this one how much
fioniz: this one is what he suggested, RM520
3l: wahlao???????
fioniz: consider cheap liao la
3l: i think with that price u can get sony ericsson one
fioniz: stainless steel
3l: brand new?
fioniz: 3.2 megapixels
3l: summore nicer
fioniz: instant messaging, but i don't like sony ericsson one
3l: but this one.......hehehe, sorry sorry, i shud say, it looks "tough"
Kakakaka
fioniz: tough? means?
3l: looked very tahan lama
fioniz: really tahan lama mah... stainless steel cover
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If you notice, she mentioned the word “stainless steel” twice.
From this conversation, I think the only attribute that really caught my attention will be the “Stainless Steel cover”. In engineering practice, the reason Stainless Steel preferred compared to other type of steel is due to the fact that it is better in term of "anti-corrosion".
For girl, it mean only one thing…--> shiny.
But this attribute definitely can be useful under one circumstance in the future.
*Touch wood
If it ended up here again.
Important Notice: Due to the risk of facing court case, the writer has temporary withdrawing the intention of the disclosure on Nokia Stainless Steel phone purchaser’s real name and identity.
But one thing for sure, she is a girl.